[ And that's why Elliot taps the receipt before grabbing the money and automatically beginning to make change at the till. ]

That's why we text if someone comes in. Think of it like working at Macy's or JC Penny's. [ Both of which he's done and both of which he's hated with a passion. ]

Unless this was the part where I was supposed to reveal that I own the place and I'm about to alleviate you from your student debt by giving you a job?