[He swipes the receipt, already moving to log the number into his phone even as Elliot talks. He puts his wallet away though and gives him a look. Don't even think about change, dude. Seriously.
Of course that flat look turns into something a little more perplexed because…well first of all what the fuck is a JC Penny and secondly what does that even mean? He just blinks, 100% clueless before he just gives him another awkward grin, shrugging to himself.]
Lucky for you, I don't have any kind of debt to speak of. And double-lucky for you I don't really have time for a job. [Nor does he want one. He's not above working if he needs to but…not this. No way in fuck.]
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Of course that flat look turns into something a little more perplexed because…well first of all what the fuck is a JC Penny and secondly what does that even mean? He just blinks, 100% clueless before he just gives him another awkward grin, shrugging to himself.]
Lucky for you, I don't have any kind of debt to speak of. And double-lucky for you I don't really have time for a job. [Nor does he want one. He's not above working if he needs to but…not this. No way in fuck.]